youwillunderstand

I can put my phone down beside my bed and pull my two layers of blankets up over my shoulders, rolling over until I face the wall becoming so content and ready for sleep. But as soon as my phone lights up and I know it’s you, I’ll take the chance of being restless just to see what you have to say. Because time spent on you is much more comforting.

2:13am

(via do-not-humpme)

hallamark

ruraljackdaw:

Some of the best pickup lines I’ve used so far:

  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
  • Are you a robot? Cause I’d like to turn you on.
  • I need a map. I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • Do I know you? Cause you look like the man I want to marry.
  • I lost my horse. Can I ride you instead?

AND THEN I GOT THIS ONE IN RETURN

  • Here, could you hold this for me while I go for a walk? *holds out hand*

FUCK THAT’S CUTE